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Empire: Part One

Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy
Occupational Hazard: Part One

Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft
 
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Cheap and Healthy Food



If my pets love anything, they love an omelette smothered with bacon and cheese and broccoli and onions when they stumble out of bed in the morning, and who doesn't like saving a few extra Neopoints on food now and then? Those users with more than one or two pets will agree that food can be expensive, and there are so many ways to get free food that sometimes it's not necessary to pay for any at all! With that, here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced...



Other Stories


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A Play About Nobody and Nothing
If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.

by mamasimios

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The Legend of the Brain Tree
Twilight had set over the Haunted Woods.

by jace_on_the_flip

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A Visit to the Hospital
Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital?

by fattree

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A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia
I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets

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NeoPhobia
Bless you.

by vivinovember

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Insert Title Here
Give me another bottle.

by z0v0z



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