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Empire: Part One

Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy
Occupational Hazard: Part One

Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft
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Maintaining a Guild

Guilds are a huge part of many users' experience on Neopets. They can provide a tight-knit community of users who share a similar interest where lots of long-lasting friendships are born. It can be hard to find the perfect guild for you, so an alternative to joining a guild is creating your own. I have created several guilds in my time on Neopets, and I have been the leader or council member of my current guild for four and a half years. This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years...

Other Stories


Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!
Most of Neovia has become rather bland, but there are rumors of things that go bump in the night. Whenever someone is suspicious of their neighbor, they send me to investigate.

by smudgeoffudge


A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe
Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

Also by esperonza14

by crazy_holly_ii


The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!
Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997


Top 12 Apple Treats!
Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal.

by xoxkar


Meteor Crash Site Adventures
The Potted Tentacles needs some love.

by citrusrain


Going to watch the Yooyuball match?

by invader_chloemew

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