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New to Faerieland: Part One

Quiltelta isn't the most normal Uni around; in fact, she works at her owner's farm most of the day.

by zeximl
Avey's Castle of Hope: Part One

"Rosalina Siara! Oh, Miss Rosalina Siara!" Avey cried gleefully as she proceeded out of the front door of the Castle of Brightvale. "I'm going to the pound now!"

by puppy_girl252
 
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Terror Mountain's Best



It's no wonder what the weather's going to be like every day: snowing! Yes, that's right, seven days a week and three hundred and sixty-five days a year, you can expect a blizzard and very strong winds here in this winter wonderland. The temperature's always in the minus degrees and your lips are sure to turn blue, but fear not, I'm sure that you can get yourself warmed up when you randomly find a Christmas Paint Brush and get yourself into a nice winter coat...



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The Not-So-Great Bank Robbery
It was the month of Hunting, and it was so hot out that baby Pteris were urged to stay indoors in order to avoid hard-boiling.

by mergirl294

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I Looked Ahead
I do not feel alone, though I may look so sad.

by knannia

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Five Reasons to Feed your Pets
Hungry pets look sad. I think you should not let your pets be sad if you can avoid it.

by y_fyora_m

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Paint Brush Polls: Royal Edition!
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the grandest red carpet event of the year!

by kallykat_03

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The Joys of Double-Painting
Oooh.

by blazingcatwings

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Hoopla: Royal
Nah.

by _pokemon12_63



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