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The Kacheek Club: An Anniversary Adventure - Part One

"Oh yeah, I remember! It all started that day when Bridgette moved here from Faerieland."

by jenlin_25
Into the Depths: Part One

"Begone from our sight, child of misfortune!" a voice of fury roared, echoing throughout the vast coral halls of the palace.

by bluecloud300
Of Rivalries and Sandwiches: Part One

"You guys take sandwiches way too literally."

by pretsel_is_back
 
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So to honor this paper and this issue, read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front: Power is the key to everything. This is a fact every world-domination-striving villain in Neopia is sure to know, first and foremost Dr. Sloth. But it is not the political power I am going to talk about today, though of course Dr. Sloth aims for that as well. It is rather electrical power on which I want to focus...



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Happy Issue 518!
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45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian Lifetime
I would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone.

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This Week at the Neopian Times Office...
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