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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part One

There was, I felt, an inherent design flaw in aquatic – terrestrial correspondence through Neomail.

by horripilated
Domination: Part One

"Rotten old tyrant..." I spat, scowling at my captors.

by akahakkou
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"The Metal Box of DOOM!" by 7splat52
It's really, really creepy how your SDB enlarges to fit the items you chuck in. I mean, really, have you ever heard of a growing box? I was once trapped in my owner's SDB. I am so lucky that we clean it out every couple months, but it really was petrifying. *shudders* Now I'm using big words. *counts* I must have used, like, TWO words that had more than three syllables! My...

Other Stories


The Poogle Apprentice
He is the Poogle Apprentice. He can perform only two spells, but they are all that is needed: a shrinking spell and a simple teleportation spell.

by crazymomskid1


Yes, she was a lovely pink Draik indeed, beautiful and rare, the envy of all her owner's friends and their pets.

by natalia_ivanovna


Tips On Solving The Daily Puzzle
How you go about solving the Daily Puzzle will all depend on the type of question.

by sweetcarebear09


The Economics of Daily Dare Prizes and Beyond
The Neopets economy is more violently fluid than you would expect from a game.

by kieronstoff


Hoopla: Instrument
Of course I do.

by _pokemon12_63


sanity ltd
... I... I really have nothing to say about this one. o__o

by thunderlight314

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