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The Kacheek Club: Valentine Detectives Edition - Part One

"I'm pretty sure I'm in the lead for the person who's getting the most Valentines this year. I've been keeping tabs on Kalandria's box, too, and it's not even near half as full as mine."

by jenlin_25
Goldrun, Revisited: Part One

Carefully, Victor unrolled the parchment in his hand and read it again.

To whoever may find this, we need your help. Our town is suffering from a-

by herdygerdy

 
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"A Valentine for Dr. Sloth" by mamasimios
When Maoush opened his mouth to respond, Sloth waved both hands with contempt. "I am not asking for your opinion, Quartermaster, I am prefacing my own with a rhetorical flourish. It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines..."




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A Complete and Ignominious V-day Catastrophe
Silence fell upon the table as both Jhudora and Sloth scoured the menu in search of incorrect subject-verb agreements.

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Trip to Turmaculus
The sun was shining brightly at their backs as the travelling pair could be seen approaching over the eastern hills.

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Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts
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Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun
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A Gourmet in Disguise
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Idea by lyteila

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Whatever...
Happy Un-Valentine's day, everybody!

by torib1016



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