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Yuletide Witches: Part One

The Christmas Yurble hummed a merry tune under his breath as he read the parchment in his hand. It was a list of names, and this would be the second time he had checked it...

by herdygerdy
Mirror, Mirror!: Part One

There were rumors about this tower, this room, this mirror. Long before the citadel had risen...

by shelbymcb85
The Gift of Winter: Part One

The only one who had seemed not to notice the unusual weather was Taelia, the Snow Faerie who lived on the highest point of Terror Mountain. She was used to the cold...

by cheeseworld101
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Festive Fighting

What do you get a Wocky for Christmas when he already owns a Scuzzys Comb? Notoriously picky and hard to please, that Battledomer on your Holiday gift list may be tough to buy for, but don't fret! TNT and the Advent Calendar have given us a great assortment of Holiday themed Battledome items that are sure to win over even the most stubborn battler with a 100% freezer for a heart. Ranging from the lowliest of snowflakes to one of the greatest weapons in the game, I'm sure we can find something in your budget to help spread that Holiday Cheer!

Other Stories


Universal Translator
"Hello, Maoush," Mucige gushed. "How wonderful it is to see you again." The Darigan Grundo flashed a simpering smile, ensuring his cousin couldn't miss the dripping sarcasm.

by mamasimios


The Attempt
A young green Eyrie in a tattered brown dress, carrying with her the cleaning rags of a scullery maid and wearing the air of a princess, made her way silently and rather stealthily through one of the deserted halls...

by jokerhahaazzz


The Ultimate Guide to Shopping for Your Lupe
With input from Semmek, my Darigan Lupe, I've put together a simple list of rules to help you pick the perfect gift.

by randomsilliness


Booking the Best
Instead of leaving your pets out freezing cold and starving this holiday season, why not book them a room at the Neolodge??!

by birdddd


That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Holiday Special
Now with -50% more profound sayings!

by pikemaster1


~Spin! Spin! Spin!~
Poor guy, he never had a chance.

by purrlstar

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