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Ember: Part One

"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170
Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One

'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

by d_morton
The Wish: Part One

"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653
So Not Fair!: Part One

"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel
 
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"Colonel Cobb Meets his Match" by rosabellk
"Now, troops, today is a very special day: we're welcoming some new recruits to our ranks. They're – Johnson!" he suddenly snapped. "Private Johnson, what in Neopia do you think you're doing?" Cobb goose-stepped over to a Chokato that had a small Ladyblurg crawling on its leaves. Cobb was furious. "Insubordination! Harboring enemy combatants!"




Other Stories


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Ghostentine's Day Parade
Every year my dance class-- the best in Neopia Central-- was signed up to dance on a pink and red float in the Valentine's Day parade.

by unosilvah

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Colonel Cobb Meets his Match
At seven o'clock sharp, Colonel Cobb snapped to attention in front of a patch of asparagus and began morning drills.

by rosabellk

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Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies
Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute

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What To Do With An Invisible Pet
While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_

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About That
Being a mutant...

by arcanneia

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Milk Money
And then the zapper glitched...

by plumbus



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