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Ember: Part One

"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170
Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One

'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

by d_morton
The Wish: Part One

"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653
So Not Fair!: Part One

"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel
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Smiling Grey Neopets?

Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...

Other Stories


Ghostentine's Day Parade
Every year my dance class-- the best in Neopia Central-- was signed up to dance on a pink and red float in the Valentine's Day parade.

by unosilvah


The Cave
Night falls. 

A family of grey Korbats droops from the ceiling of a dark, damp cave.

by arsenal_seaman


Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)
Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully


Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies
Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute


You Are Attacked By A Noil!
A Noil attacks you.

by m3rcuri


Random Events in Neopia 5
Yay for fluffyness!

by spirited_dolphin

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