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Ember: Part One

"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170
Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One

'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

by d_morton
The Wish: Part One

"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653
So Not Fair!: Part One

"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel
 
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Smiling Grey Neopets?



Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...



Other Stories


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His Side of the Story: Apprentice
Parlax stood, eyes closed, in the middle of the room. He held his blaster loosely at his side...

by silent_snow

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Meditation on a Sigh
Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

by mamasimios

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Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies
Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute

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Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)
Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully

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Random Events in Neopia 5
Yay for fluffyness!

by spirited_dolphin

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Why Won't You Work?!1?
'Nuff said.

by dragonstorm_75



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