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Ember: Part One

"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170
Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One

'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

by d_morton
The Wish: Part One

"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653
So Not Fair!: Part One

"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel
 
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Avoiding Grey Day



Some, like the Usuki Shopkeeper, and Illusen, cannot live one day without being cheerful. Just the thought of Grey Day makes them quake in their boots, and they burst into tears upon having the holiday mentioned. It can be extremely damaging to the Neopian public to see Jeran bawling his eyes out on the streets, and that brings us to the point of this article. In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list...



Other Stories


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Ghostentine's Day Parade
Every year my dance class-- the best in Neopia Central-- was signed up to dance on a pink and red float in the Valentine's Day parade.

by unosilvah

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Spun Silver
"You've been looking out of that window for hours. Aren't you tired of staring at the rain yet?"

by kimssuperanimals

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If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke
This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.

by wildanimal7722

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Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades
Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn

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A Sad Celebration
Happy Grey Day!

Art by hakimvansoffthewall

by tanyawebber


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Ewwww!
Ree! How could you?!?!

by misshamsterlover



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