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Regrets and Forgiveness: Part One

Regret your mistakes... forgive those of others.

by reeses_pet
Handed in for an English Homework: Part One

Once there was a time when I thought my owner would love me, even though I was just a terribly named yellow Gelert.

by ralph89170
Against the Current: Part One

Nash wished the rain would stop... or that he at least would be allowed to go outside. He was a sponge, for Fyora's sake!

by the_real_poetess_123
 
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"Sophie versus The Neopian Times" by a_greenparrot
As she stepped out of her shack and onto her porch she saw one of her Meowclopses tormenting a white Weewoo. "Blink," she scolded, "what have I told you about trying to eat the Neopian Times Weewoo?" The filthy Meowclops offered an apologetic mew. Once he had returned inside, the Weewoo began to...




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The Kacheek Club: All Because of a Petpetpet Problem
"Guess what? My mom and dad gave me a Rainblug farm yesterday," Sarina the Cloud Kacheek told her friends as they walked home from Neoschool.

by jenlin_25

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Sophie versus The Neopian Times
Today was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in.

by a_greenparrot

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Amateur's Guide to Wheeler's Wild Ride
It's the newest game to hit Neopia: a Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts?

by you_are_my_happiness

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Destruct-O-Match III Guide
Basically you're trying to hook up sections of the most amount possible to get points.

by ginny_invisible

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Petpet Chaos
Just a normal day in the life of a fruit Chia...

by methaydras

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A Day in the Life of the Young Dr. Sloth
This is the story of why Dr. Sloth has never managed to take over Neopia since his childhood.

by blueheron175



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