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Tales of an Unwanted Pet: Part One

Ever wonder what really goes on in the Neopian Pound?

by sra723
Summer's Stories: My First Mystery - Part One

A noise made my four ears perk up. It was the sound of a door being opened.

by amiyumifan96
In the Eye of the Beholder: Part One

When Mademoiselle d’Embellir was a young red Usul, her parents had wanted her to become a dentist...

by merimiram
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"Mr. Woogums" by layniefayce
I was all settled in and prepared for a day of doing absolutely nothing but lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling. It's what average blue Skeiths like me do best, besides eating that is. When people tell you not to label my species as grumpy, lethargic, and incredibly boring, let me give you a piece of advice. Don't listen to them. Every assumption ever made about Skeiths is absolutely correct...

Other Stories


The Morality of Competition
The Altador Cup is where we begin

Sixteen teams hoping for a chance to win.

by akari24


Star Potential
Café Kreludor was crammed to bursting point with customers. Jeneira had to shout to make her orders heard...

by fluorescency


Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia
We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..."

by shadow717


Koi Care Basics
Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...

by inveigle__


Season Blues
I am so sick of this cold weather!

by emaciate


A Blumaroo is planning to whack your plushie, so what do you do?

by niwatorii

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