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The Legend of Vasnia: Part One

Years passed. Vasnia had slipped into a dark era—one that was utterly miserable. But however terrible it was, it was looked back upon with envy after the Invaders came...

by costa_rican_girl
Insured?: Part One

"I wish to speak with the Queen on a matter of much urgency," Northolt said. It was a lie, but then so was everything about him. His name wasn't Northolt, he wasn't a Lord, and he wasn't even a real Lutari...

by herdygerdy
Saving Terror Mountain: Part One

Can they really save Terror Mountain?

by aspens_author
 
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"Sooty Happiness" by thealleycat13
"What's wrong with 84th, D? He just tells me to go away whenever I ask him what's wrong. This is the FIFTH time he's locked himself in his room. I'm tempted just to go back home to my main account for the day." I sighed, sitting in the electric arm chair in Dionrak's room. He looked up at me from his bed, where he was playing with a rubber yooyuball. "He wants a petpet," D stated simply...




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