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As Royalty Does: Part One

It most definitely did not fit in with the Korbat's view of How The World Should Be. His mouth formed around the only phrase that might help him to make sense of this anomaly. "Coffee?"

by wicked_summer
Behind the Smile: Part One

"I'm trying to figure out how I can talk to a smiley," I explained. "Any ideas?"

by nancy_drew_obsessed
A Princess Finds Her Quest: Part One

Princesses don't do adventures; they sit prim and proper. But Airyeadrop has other plans...

by brokensilent
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Benefits of Mutation

Many owners would rather starve their pets than have them turned Mutant. I'm sure you would be a little creeped out by your pet's extra heads for a few weeks, but hey! Acquired taste, if I say so myself. I wouldn't mind my own little Shoyru painted Mutant! In fact, the Mutant Shoyru looks sort of cute... For years I've been trying to explain to the world that Mutant pets are not to be feared. They should be loved equally among Neopia. Not many people have listened to me. The little guys need to be defended!!! So I am going to give you 10 good reasons why you should get a Mutant Neopet...

Other Stories


"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...

by eyown


Of Magnets and Mayhem
So, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?

Also by blacebrander

by pyrosquirrelx


What To Get With 150 NC
It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist


Ancient Medicine
Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto


Boochi Attacks Again!
Poor little Buzz, now he can't fly.

by quarbie


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by beachnut14

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