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Undisguised Devotion: Part One

Adrian shook himself from head to toe and flung snow in all directions. Kaylee threw up an arm and managed to shield her face from most of the onslaught. Afterwards she just rolled her eyes at her goofball of a brother, who shrugged in reply...

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by scubadive5

The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part One

If she really wanted to swim in the pool, the hotel staff could easily arrange for her to have a private bathing session. She had been here for two weeks. And that meant, thought Helene miserably, that there were still two more to go...

by merimiram
Smurdnunoc: Part One

"Hmmm..." The Lenny paused, appearing to be trying to think of some good response. "Well," he finally conceded, "I guess that means that all I can do is– Look! A distraction!"

by buddy33774
Waiting Out the Storm: Part One

Only a very lazy Neopian wouldn't be outside. That lazy Neopian was no other than Jenna A. Smitz, red Lutari, who currently resided under her covers...

by mew_mew_matrimony
 
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Stick of DOOM!
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