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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...



Other Stories


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The Joys of Maraqua
Suddenly, a wave of sadness washed over her. It had always been her dream to swim proficiently, but she had soon faced the hard facts: Aishas couldn't swim...

by your_poogle_pal

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Sand Balls
I retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative?

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by goosher


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Guide to a Super Secret Sweet-Fest
Okay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them.

by pupluvr7177

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PPL's Reply to the Petpet Lab
"The lab so far has proved to be dangerous, insecure and shoddily built..."

Also by tigerfanatic33

by zidane12276


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"Rock, Paper, Scissors"
Only one piece of cake left.

Also by pinkandprecious

by harper_1618


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Pet Kicks Club
Hasee Bounce is also quite evil...

by gelert548



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