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Lost With Isaerios: Part One

"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet
Traitors And Warriors: Part One

I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...

Other Stories


Smelly Protests
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher


The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan
We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...

by nimras23


Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore
A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian


Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?
Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi


Reality Check
There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge...

by xx_freaky_xx


A Practical Mistake...
A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through...

Idea by edmarblecake

by x_seabee_x

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