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Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part One

He was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...

by wicked_summer
The Ghost of Meridell: Part One

The Lupess couldn't help but smile malevolently. Those foolish knights had been searching for this place ever since the organization had been founded more than a hundred years ago...

by kt_fox
Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part One

Everyone gets bad hair days, she told herself, and hopefully mine won't last too long. After all, she wasn't Illusen the Earth Faerie for nothing...

by ummagine3284
 
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Illusen Rocks



Does she scowl at you like some other faerie whose name starts with a J and ends with an '-hudora' when you go to do a quest? No. She does not. Illusen looks like the type of faerie that you could have fun with and do crazy things, like draw funny faces on Turmaculus while he's sleeping. Jhudora... well... her only friend is probably a Bartamus...



Other Stories


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Tales from a Lost Grundo
"It all started when my parents told me we were going on vacation to Faerieland..."

by liannachick

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Illusen's Day Off
"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."

by micrody

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A Very Random Interview with Uzarro
I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...

by 24meepit13

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Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape
"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."

by lassie_nikki

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You Are What You Eat
FOOOOOOOOOD!!

by razziie

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Roflmania
No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER.

by fork



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