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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part One

The two brothers exchanged quick glances. Spellbooks were just as dangerous as acidic potions. Some of them had the tendency of reading the reader back. Some ran around at night. Some blew up every once in a while...

by ssjelitegirl
The Battle for Kreludor: Part One

The screen before Krule suddenly flickered to life and shed an eerie green glow of light over his face. The commander straightened up and watched as the face of Dr. Sloth came into focus...

by azellica
One Last Song: Part One

To the rest of society, she was looked down upon, a wild Lupe with no money, home, or owner, who sometimes had to resort to stealing to keep herself alive. But to her son, she was a champion...

by mutedsanity
 
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Woods Witch Wants Workers



Deep in the darkest part of the Haunted Woods lives a witch that goes by the name of Sophie. Some say Sophie is the 'Soup Faerie' of the Haunted Woods, feeding many a wary traveller. The only problem, though, is that Sophie is very careless and quite often her ingredients end up on the floor or get eaten by her hungry Meowclops. She needs your help to ensure that her ingredients end up in the cauldron. Your tool of choice is...



Other Stories


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Shadowflame: Prisoner
Her only major possession was her beloved Shoyru Sword, an ancient blade with a past as murky as hers and an edge that could cleave the air faster than wind. And it sat, just out of reach, her only salvation from the circumstances in which she found herself...

by brains03

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Ohmygosh!
"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now? He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked...

by justanecholeft

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Fancy Eats
Ah! The wonders of being a pampered pet. But for your pet to be pampered, you will have to give your pet fancy foods!

by donuts_254

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Common Neohoming Myths
While Neohoming isn't easy, it's probably not as prohibitively difficult as you might think.

by strangeperky

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Kulanah
Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83

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Just One of Those Days
Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21



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