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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part One

From the outside, the house looked to be fairly large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell...

by puppy200010
At the AstroVilla: Part One

Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival...

by kemppotatoe
Xaraak: Part One

Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"

by oznozboopenheimer
 
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"Erew: The Seventh Abandoning" by jamice_muff_muff
Dr._Death put his head in his hands and didn't look up for several minutes. Erew waited patiently by his desk, his tail twitching from side to side. The Lupe was used to this behavior - it happened every time. For him, at least. He knew perfectly well that Dr._Death didn't want to put up with him anymore; he was just plain sick of seeing Erew turning up...




Other Stories


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Erew: The Seventh Abandoning
Dr._Death lifted his head and stared at Erew in disbelief and annoyance. "So how many times now?" he asked dryly...

by jamice_muff_muff

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Why Not Spike?
And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken out the door...

by honshusan

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What Happened to the Grarrls, Eh?
I have come to write this article because I am "concerned" about my species. I mean, have you seen the pound boards lately? Most of them are Grarrls!

by triss_ze_swordmaid

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Bonju Vs. Jhuidah
Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them.

by iamskot

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My Best Friend The Brain Tree
Deep-rooted emotional insecurities.

by johesable

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The Problems With Dung
What is the difference?

Idea by plutoplus1

by richnangela005




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