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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part One

From the outside, the house looked to be fairly large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell...

by puppy200010
At the AstroVilla: Part One

Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival...

by kemppotatoe
Xaraak: Part One

Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"

by oznozboopenheimer
 
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"Why Not Spike?" by honshusan
At first, the prospect of getting a new Petpet was an excellent idea in Leven's mind. His old Petpet, a Pirate Faellie by the name of ScurvySpike, had never really liked him. And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken out the door of 494991 Bread Street...




Other Stories


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Linda and Tiburo
She kept smiling, every day, all the time. Not one Neopet had ever seen Linda stop smiling, actually...

by royal9603jem

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The Right Kind of Family
During the course of three days, my little sister, Kell, or Kelly to call her by her full name, had ripped the head off of my Jeran plushie, eaten my secret collection of chocolate Jerans, stolen all my Neopoints which I was saving up for more Jeran stuff and spent it on Usukis. Who wouldn't want revenge?

by _ducky_dude__

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A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley
"... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!"

by rookina

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A Rash Response to the Petpetpet?
With the shocking introduction of Itchy Invasion into the gaming world of Neopia, I would like to suggest that perhaps we should all take the time to look at exactly what it is that we are shooting with that Pest B-Gone Ammunition.

by wookie_bear

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Brain-less Tree
Rarrrghhhghg! I'm a giant Shoe!!

by da_dude_with_shoez

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Neopups
You're too tall.

by coshi_dragonite



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