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||Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8
|What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part OneFrom the outside, the house looked to be fairly
large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about
the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell...|
|At the AstroVilla: Part OneDear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay
at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared
for you upon your arrival...|
|Xaraak: Part OneOrlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that
you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji,"
he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"|
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"The Right Kind of Family" by _ducky_dude__
I shuffled from one foot to another while trying to put on an I don't know what you're talking about but I'll see if I can help sort of expression. Believe me, this is not the easiest expression for a cornered Lupe to make. I was just about to burst into a hastily made-up explanation, when Mill burst into the room. "Shelly! Bo's stuck in the toilet!"
|Hyperion: The Beginning|
"You know where they'll end up," the second voice
said. "Where all the others do." Dr. Death said nothing in response to this...
|Why Not Spike?|
And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would
make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken
out the door...
|A Rash Response to the Petpetpet?|
With the shocking introduction of Itchy Invasion into the gaming world of Neopia,
I would like to suggest that perhaps we should all take the time to look at
exactly what it is that we are shooting with that Pest B-Gone Ammunition.
|Hidden Tower Items: Battledome Use Only?|
finest items in Neopia come at a hefty price (usually in the high thousands, low
millions), which most Neopians can't afford. But are her items only for use against
opponents in the Battledome, or do they have everyday purposes?