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Toast Can Save You

If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...

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The Pink Witch
Mum had said that someone - a witch - was moving in, and if he kept messing around in the garden the witch would turn him into a frog. Kipper was unconcerned...

by rhoc

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Priceless
"You can't do that, Freefall!" I snapped at my owner. "Just getting a pet from the Pound and turning it Mutant..."

by freefalldreams

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How to Survive the Beauty Contest
There is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all!

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Something Fishy About the National Neopian
For those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on.

by queenjadia

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The Egg Wars Chronicles
Crafty she-beast...

by miajune

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Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree
I actually got something!

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