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The Story of a Weapon: Part One

Why were these people watching her? Why wouldn't they leave her alone? Why was she even there? Where was her mother... Did she even have a mother?

by proud_taurus_chic
Needed Adventure: Part One

"Yes, well, it's a bit hard to explain, but there's someone I'd like you to meet-- someone who I was hoping you could take in..."

by tdyans
They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part One

She made her way downstairs after making sure she looked perfect. It was not every day you went to school for the first time...

by sytra
 
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Toast Can Save You



If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...



Other Stories


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Sweet Reunions
It was dinner time and, as usual, there were the petty arguments going on from none other than my fabulous four pets...

by jamice_muff_muff

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The Master and the Manual
Weeks of preparation had gone into this school trip across Neopia, but Zephyr felt as if she accomplished nothing. Tomorrow her class would be headed back to Neopia Central...

by kemppotatoe

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Dear Crabby
Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places.

by dan4884

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Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000
How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you!

by scranamole

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
Ohhh how cute.

by kittylin

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2537 Sakhmet Slums
I don't see the big deal...

by l3luepheonix



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