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The Story of a Weapon: Part One

Why were these people watching her? Why wouldn't they leave her alone? Why was she even there? Where was her mother... Did she even have a mother?

by proud_taurus_chic
Needed Adventure: Part One

"Yes, well, it's a bit hard to explain, but there's someone I'd like you to meet-- someone who I was hoping you could take in..."

by tdyans
They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part One

She made her way downstairs after making sure she looked perfect. It was not every day you went to school for the first time...

by sytra
 
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Toast Can Save You



If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...



Other Stories


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The Spell
Most Neopians would be at home preparing a warm serving of salivating Turkey Drumstick Dinner with a nice chilled mug of Thornberry Fruit Grog. My stomach growled audibly at the thought. Not me, though, I thought miserably...

by rainbow2skittle

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We Could Be Pirates
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...

by funkaneo123lala

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Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!
Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.

by starlet87

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Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?
Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia?

by _icypanther_

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lolz r@nd0m
Hey! It's just like a party blower!

by blisterkiss

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Colorful Snowflakes
Paranoid much?...

by chibikatza



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