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Headlines "'Nonexistent' Nova" by yellowsugardog Sighing, Timothy remembered that he had a few more terrible hours in this icky place. The starving pets appreciated the work. But Timothy didn't want to be shoveling dirt and muck for much longer. Timothy scooped up another pile. Right before he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...
Other Stories
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Vive Le Cheese! "My dear friends and countrymen! The day we
have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized
food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!"
by zenxtreme |
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The Refrigerator Problem The smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household
simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were
put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...
by _jadestorm_ |
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Had a Bad Day? Did Dr Sloth just "take back" your super-rare transmogrification potion? Did you
miss yet another Kadoatery feeding time? Are you tired of constantly having to
buy new keyboards/mice/throwable items?
by noones_used_this2003 |
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Cool Pteris Whether you've come across the Golden Pteri on your way to play Destruct-O-Match,
or the Black Pteri av is on your Neopian "to-do" list, we all know that Pteris
make up a good chunk of the Neopian Population.
by pigeons707 |
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