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Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8 |
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Headlines "The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild "The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."
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