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The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One

Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia...

by chaosmage25
Past Reflections: Part One

"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800
We All Had Each Other: Part One

Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

by tiger_kitty7788
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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

Other Stories


Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody


I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...

by valkyriemaiden


Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet
The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.

by blahblahblah091


Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?
But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...

by syprodrgon2


BOO - The Comic
Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery.

by n00b3h


Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares...

by goldstar_goten

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