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The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One

Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia...

by chaosmage25
Past Reflections: Part One

"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800
We All Had Each Other: Part One

Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

by tiger_kitty7788
 
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Guide for Manly Men



All of the following things do not contain one manly thing about them: the color pink, Usuki dolls, shades of purple, the Rainbow Pool, faerie magic, Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop… And that’s nothing. Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. The effect that females have had upon Neopia is overwhelming and opens up so many questions. Why are all the faeries...



Other Stories


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One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

by puppy200010

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The Fearsome Twosome
It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...

by molly102394

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A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity
Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o

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There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!
In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k

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Inside the Turmaculus
What it REALLY looks like.

by ashee2222

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What's Wrong with Neopia Today...
It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :)

by omomake



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