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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One

That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

by anime_cybunny
Because of a Jawshell: Part One

Soon we came to the drop off. The drop off was where we jumped in to the water to get to the underground fishing cave. My owner smiled cheerfully...

by anna_invincible
Pages of a Lost Past: Part One

I've been becoming restless. My days seem more and more meaningless, and my nights are filled with strange dreams that are oddly familiar...

by sibertiger9
 
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Exiting the Citadel



Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...



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Friendship
The faerie queen Fyora had asked her to perform in the faerie festival as a juggler. Of fire. But it wasn't just any juggling trick; she would juggle a hundred balls of fire at once...

by krishpine

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Woes of the Money Tree
I moved the branch obstructing my view, and saw the Xweetok jab viciously at the Grundo. One swipe of her paw then swept up the Piece of Wool...

by ava_ked

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A Guide to Magnificent Flowerbeds: Dos and Don'ts
While some flowers grow normally, others wither or get sick or even worse, they get eaten by other flowers. How can you avoid such flower tragedies?

by mooncat27

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The Devious Babaas of Your Maths Homework
For use with Maths Nightmare only. Not responsible for any damage to brain cells or fingers.

by alltimehissing

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Through the Symol Hole
BELLYFLOP!

by mistress_syn

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Reality Chex
Dr_Sloth is very sad.

by thessprincess



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