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Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part One

Truly, he cared little for the value of the treasure, or the wealth it might, or might not bring him. His only reason for venturing to the nameless isle was to rid himself of the emptiness of his life...

by numbertwelve
The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part One

What stumped the archaeologists, however, was what happened to the citizens of Geraptiku. They couldn't tell if they deserted the town, or if something killed them off...

by dan4884
Never Trust A Xweetok: Part One

A tall scarlet Eyrie with velvety feathers came up to her and asked, "Is this spot taken?"

by mischa_rox
 
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Grisly Gardens



Anyone who lives in these locations and has tried to grow a garden knows that things don't quite go as planned. Your fresh white tulips droop and begin to ooze goo, your expensive pond gets slimy, and your prize dwarf tree shrivels up into a gnarled stumpy thing. This doesn't even touch the prolific vines, spiky growths, and other things which go "snap" at you with pointy fangs that grow on their own accord...



Other Stories


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Dinner with the Kings
"Skarl?" you inquire, dumbfounded. "Why would he want me of all people to join him in dining?"

by mygoodguild

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Invisible
As he waited for the right moment, he scratched his back uncomfortably. The costume was making him itch - he better hurry up so he could get it off ASAP...

by star_29791

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Shopkeeping 101
Unfortunately, running a shop is not easy. It takes some time to get things running properly, and it takes even more time to find your shop specialty. So, along with patience, here are a few guidelines to help your shop not only make you money, but to also keep your customers happy...

by streamergurl

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Advanced Hubrid's Hero Heist
Do you play Hubrid's Hero Heist over and over and wonder how people end up with ridiculously high scores?

by mcdrexel

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Spring is in the air
I wish Mother Nature would make up her mind.

by kleptie

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Faerie Festival
Wait... what kind of faerie is that then?

by sissy_sugar_queen



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