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Plushie Eaters: Part One

"I saw one eat a plushie the other day!" Penelope wailed, the tears finally coming as she remembered the swift motion...

by literalluau
Traces of Faeryllium: Part One

The sand of the Lost Desert had always been a particularly complex subject to study, and now, after the great magic of Jazan and Razul had been performed there, it had grown even more intriguing...

by ee365
The Immortal Toast: Part One

Any second now, I thought. The lightning drew ever closer to the rod. I stood there watching and waiting patiently, until...

by blueys45
 
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