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	How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One "I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..." by ewagon
	A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up... by appaloosa500
	Return of the Double Agent: Part One The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it... Also by shadowcristal by precious_katuch14
	Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One "Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered- by grapesourhorse

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Your Bag of Tricks

Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?

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Diary of a Kadoatie
I was alone in the dark, trapped within a metal prison, with an idiotic, annoying bird-thing for company...

by aerita

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Meepits Escape
She had grown up and spent her entire life here, and had never once tasted the pink juice, so she could only imagine what it would be like: strawberry... watermelon... cotton candy... bubble gum...

by muffinsnatcher

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Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN!
I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours.

by alyndasgallery

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How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!
At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777

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The (Mis)Adventures of a Rock Petpet!
ATAAAAACK!!1!!11

by pacmanite

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Lollypop Got Your Tongue?
Didn't see that coming...

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