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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One

"I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..."

by ewagon
A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One

Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up...

by appaloosa500
Return of the Double Agent: Part One

The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One

"Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered-

by grapesourhorse
 
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Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?



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Diary of a Kadoatie
I was alone in the dark, trapped within a metal prison, with an idiotic, annoying bird-thing for company...

by aerita

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Where We Belong
She wasted no time in filling up the glass jar with fresh ocean water, and then she hastened back to the pool. Nat pulled the Peo out the water...

by duster119

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Neopian Conspiracy
We've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will remain nameless *cough* the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have).

by aqua_symph

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How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars II
This is a timed game with the objective of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you need to build a snow fortress around them.

by x_ryot_grrrl_x

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Zeh Cute One: April Fools!
Hey look!

by glowing_banana

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Wocky Tales
There's guillible written on the ceiling...

by miacirclegirl



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