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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One

"I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..."

by ewagon
A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One

Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up...

by appaloosa500
Return of the Double Agent: Part One

The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One

"Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered-

by grapesourhorse
 
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"The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere" by nimras23
Entry 1: I adore peace time; now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was. Not that I'll ever admit it. Danner still gives me a hard time about that one that followed me for weeks and called me "Jerry". Really, is Jeran all that hard to say? Lisha says it's just because...




Other Stories


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Snowfall
"It's just snow, kid. Now hurry up."

by silent_snow

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The Discovery of Altador
"Master Finneus, what is wrong? What has upset you so much that you can not concentrate on Altador's geography?"

by marianne364

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How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!
At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777

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What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?
Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.

by yellowbanana5490

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Trouble with Adoption
Trouble comes when neopets find out they're adopted.

by voodoo_girl_of_doom

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Rojero's Tale
Vegetablesaurus?

by heart_toes



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