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||Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8
|Amethyst Kadoatie: Part OneI sat up in the long, tall grass; my dream interrupted
by a faint cry. Looking around, I wondered what that noise was...|
|Neglect's Revenge: Part OneHis owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and
said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints
away from your Darigan paint brush..."|
|The Curse of Talador: Fate - Part OneClose behind the Darkest Faerie, I stood helpless
as my people scattered in despair, not even knowing why this creature was taunting
|The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part OneWhat I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra
thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and
goals. This is my tale... |
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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...
The girl fumbled with the tag around his neck.
After a few minutes, she finally managed to remove it. "It's a... Ditsy. It says here that it won't be too hard to take care of it..."
|Pango Pango's Soup|
The little Island Xweetok fell backwards,
stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill
a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.
|The Joys of Not Painting|
Why would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted
if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted
pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in
the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.