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The Inn: Part One

It was a Christmas Eve most would prefer to not remember later on. It was cold and damp outside, and a blizzard was stirring up...

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by chocolateisamust

Falling into the Pot - Edna's Story: Part One

My mother and father were standing outside the tent of a Neopian Seer. They decided to step inside for a bit from the cold...

by shrinkme
The Darkest Faerie Rises: Part One

She was a young dark faerie who hated who she was. She did not want to be evil or cruel; she thought that it was not fair that she could not decide what kind of faerie she was to be...

by ewagon
 
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Snowager Teasing 101



The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it. (Notice it’s always the meepits who do stuff...and then humans repeat what they did.) When he's asleep, take all of his stuff, and painstakingly glue it to the ceiling one by one...



Other Stories


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A Winter's Tale
It was extremely rare for there to be any snow in Mystery Island, even in the winter. Bain loved the snow...

by eeyores_tail7

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An Island Christmas
Why had his owner insisted they come here? How could there be Christmas without snow, without real Christmas trees?

by laurelinden

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The Other Christmas Spirit
The best way to spread holiday cheer is by reaching out to others. When I say others, I don’t just mean your two best neofriends, the head of your guild, and that guy who is auctioning off the Plushie Paint Brush that you’re dying to have.

by laurenzoren

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What Not To Do at Holiday Parties
The least you can do is grit your teeth, plaster a smile on your face and follow these gentle reminders to have a good time.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Ehm...
It's that time of year again...

by ladyariel32

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Sanity Obsolete Christmas Crossover
Oh, how awful!

by ghostkomorichu



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