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The Poogle Racer: Part One

Then a slightly chubby and pink Poogle, Gretchen, walked into the room with a sneer on her face. "Still dreaming of being a Poogle, Cala? Even if you were one you'd stink at racing."

by phoenix1000
Searching For Paradise: Part One

They had insisted on naming her Tirana, the name given to all ten faerie Ixis in the family. She was the youngest in a family of money-concerned idiots. Or so she often thought...

by cpmtiger
The Mask of Calendroh: Part One

“They say that there once lived a beautiful sorceress in Neopia,” said Claire, launching straight into the tale....

by laurelinden
 
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"For the Love of a Good Schmoonie" by shamisenrat
It had been a mistake adopting a Schmoonie - WhisperedVoice was even beginning to wonder if there had ever been a case of Schmoonie domestication before then. He had found the little guy shaking behind a bush...




Other Stories


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Hunter's Hunt for Buried Treasure
Hunter loved everything and anything dealing with treasure. Some nights his father would sit on the end of his bed and read him stories about pirates burying treasure and young neopets around his age finding them years later...

by youkos_lil_fox

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For the Love of a Good Schmoonie
Perhaps it was something to do with the fact that Naughty Little Riff the Schmoonie was currently in the process of smearing tchea berries all over the walls...

by shamisenrat

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Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?
These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never complete.

by accidence

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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.

by korbatcutie14

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Qnde & Szoo: Illusen's Quest
Cream or jam? Whatever...

by shubi5

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Neopian Insanity
Next Level: Puree.

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918




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