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Absolute Reality: Part One

Shaking his head once again, Kali got off his bed. He was beginning to repeat himself, and it wasn't exactly a pleasant task. Reality was so dull...

by shadowcristal
Shadowchild: Part One

He was drawn to the blade; it glittered like a precious gem amidst the desolation of the field of torn up earth...

by sara_mossflower
Purple Pebble: Part One

"How should I know? We're in the middle of the Lost Desert for crying out loud!" Ollie said indignantly...

by mygoodguild
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"The Warf that could Fly" by bookworm01
Alone, Norp steadied himself and waddled towards the kite-bearing tree. He came to its vast, wide trunk and looked up. It seemed to touch the clouds. The kite was stuck up in the highest part, twisted around the highest branch. "BARK! WARF! WORP! WOOP! WOOF!" Norp howled. The kite line just barely dangled above his head...

Other Stories


What Counts
He was a very talkative young boy and I remember wondering if he would ever be quiet. Then he said something that I would never forget...

by really_awesome_d00d


Midnight Snack
Later that day he heard an eerie scraping sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard it again. SCRRAAPPE!

by vampyrinia


High Time
In examining the assorted worlds or nations of Neopia, I realized that there seemed to be a rough but noticeable correspondence between altitude and technological development -- or in some cases between altitude and historical era.

by schefflera


The Truth About Our Refillable Friends
Some of the pens want to help us and be our friend while all the others want is revenge against the pencils.

by tigerfanatic33


Embarrassed Elephante

by mattyness


The Falling Out
Discount Theft Card. Try again Bucko!

by nirvanaxd

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