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||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|The Search for Snowflake: Part OneBy now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average
type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times.
What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly
it is that Hawkins does there...|
|The Rainbow and the Wind: Part OneShe'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel
a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was
cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."|
|BOOM!: Part One"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears
perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!" |
|Mysterious Patchwork: Part OneJust as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment
of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed
a soft, stuffed pet...|
|Escape from the Space Station: Part OneMy life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...|
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"Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5
You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned...
|On a Different Perspective|
He didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth.
As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered
around the incredible castle...
When a villager of Geraptiku
learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a
voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.
|Defence Techniques for Custard Pets|
But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye
and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new
coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it
cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!