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The Search for Snowflake: Part One

By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774
The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One

She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen
BOOM!: Part One

"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"

by blubblub317
Mysterious Patchwork: Part One

Just as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed a soft, stuffed pet...

by dark_goddess_rising
Escape from the Space Station: Part One

My life began on the Virtupets Space Station. I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was work to be done...

by sois_sage
 
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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...




Other Stories


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The Truth You've Been Waiting For...
Count Von Roo couldn't believe that the meeting was at 9:45 a.m. When it was still daylight!

by thecandyandfoodlover

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The Artist
Of course, Clover was grateful for everything. The other servants were nice and she could even get off one day each month!

by shadowcristal

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3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for Kelp
But if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.

by manga_animegrl218

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Petpet Cannonball: the Guide
You should get educated on how to play Petpet Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide, you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!

by p0lkad0t3

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A Messed up Household
Just be back in time for dinner.

by snoepje007

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Fumbled!
The importance of not being overconfident....

by kesomon



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