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||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|The Search for Snowflake: Part OneBy now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average
type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times.
What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly
it is that Hawkins does there...|
|The Rainbow and the Wind: Part OneShe'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel
a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was
cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."|
|BOOM!: Part One"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears
perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!" |
|Mysterious Patchwork: Part OneJust as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment
of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed
a soft, stuffed pet...|
|Escape from the Space Station: Part OneMy life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...|
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Uncovering the Magma
Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives...
When Nuria was born so long ago, upon a first
glance she had the normal, filmy wings of her fiery sisters but when she screwed
her pale face up and began to cry (as new babies often do), her wings burst into
Of course, Clover was grateful for everything.
The other servants were nice and she could even get off one day each month!
|Defence Techniques for Custard Pets|
But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye
and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new
coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it
cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!