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The Search for Snowflake: Part One

By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774
The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One

She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen
BOOM!: Part One

"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"

by blubblub317
Mysterious Patchwork: Part One

Just as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed a soft, stuffed pet...

by dark_goddess_rising
Escape from the Space Station: Part One

My life began on the Virtupets Space Station. I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was work to be done...

by sois_sage
 
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"Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5
You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned...




Other Stories


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On a Different Perspective
He didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth. As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered around the incredible castle...

by __mayrie__

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Vision Quest
When a villager of Geraptiku learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.

by laurelinden

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Defence Techniques for Custard Pets
But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!

by puppy200010

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The Annual Neopian Heroine Convention
The whereabouts of the convention changes each year, and only those with invitations are allowed to attend.

by no1_tails_fan

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Hide and no Seek
Let's play hide-and-seek!

by glowing_banana

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Underappreciated
Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction...

by spooky_squee7



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