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Remember Me?: Part One

"Give it up, Shoyru," he growled as he got closer. "You're no match for me, and you know it. What have you got, but a scrawny little sword?"

by 3dcourtney12044
Battle of Imagination: Part One

We just tell each other stories, and the person with the best story, has the best imagination of the group.

by undeadfortune
Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part One

"Alright, stop! That's plenty, Zarrelian," he snapped, cutting the Ixi off. "I think that I've heard enough to make a fair, ahem, assessment of your... 'abilities'."

by battlesunn
 
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Celebration of Love



Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. There are various thoughts on this holiday of romance, some believe it to be a commercial creation, while others revel in its sincerity. Friends and neighbors alike clash in opinions, but despite much the much hyped controversy, Valentine’s Day is still very much celebrated and businesses seem to be doing just fine....



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TC Explains Valentine's Day
"I would like to know, in as much details as possible, about Valentine's Day," the robot said plainly, pronouncing each word so perfectly he'd have been an instant hit with any Drama group if it wasn't for the total lack of emotion. "What is all the fuss about, exactly?"

by tambourine_chimp

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Triss and the Not-So-Funny Valentine
"Sure, you're a little stuck up sometimes…" but decided against it noticing his sister was close to tears. "Who could have done this?"

by o_apollo_o

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A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie Feeder
It certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting for their owner to return. That’s where you come in.

by blubblub317

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5 Steps for Success in Valentine Making
Welcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound?

by hottamale0774

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Neopia Acres
Boing!

by wyomingslim

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As Much As a Bori Can Take
He's the best....aro-o-ound!

by kudou



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