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The Tower Journey: Part One

"This shop is closed indefinitely! I'm sorry, I really am, but you'll all have to leave…"

by neonick19881988
Night of the Living Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushie: Part One

He began to pick up the plushies and drop them into the basket when he noticed the lone, white tag lying beside the basket. It was the tag that was separated from the Poogle plushie that Ani and Iri just purchased.

by shadih_temporary
Wrawk the Merciless: Part One

"Now I can actually get back to plotting my evil schemes!"

by simsman24000
Vira's Mirror: Part One

Vira narrowed her eyes. "Do you not care about eternal glory? I can take beauty as easily as I can grant it, you know." The parchment turned into the mirror for a second, then turned back.

by thegreenmooseofdoom
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Worst Case Scenario

As you all well know, avatars are the biggest craze since... sliced bread. Being an avatar collector myself, I have gone through some really bad/funny experiences while trying to obtain them. My friend pencil_ and I thought we'd share the things that can, have and will happen while trying to be an avatar collector...

Other Stories


A Student of Spirit
There have always been the lucky few who, devoting their lives to the art of combat taught by the Techo Master, are allowed to live at those hallowed halls, gaining insight and skill for free -- or so they think. Rather than paying in codestones, they pay in labor.

by inyuchan


I Promise
"Then you'll come to hear me play it at the festival, then?" Miranda grew hopeful for a moment. "You promised me you'd come.

by playmobil_is_my_life


50 Ways to Exploit the Power of Asparagus
You never really know what to do with it. Of course, now, by a recent discovery, we found that we can make dung pancakes. So that just leaves asparagus. What could we really do with them?

by magickgeniegirl


It's in the Stars
Hiding this knowledge within me is a burden I wish not to have anymore, so after thousand of years I have descended from my highest cloud to inform the people and Neopets of Neopia of their fate.

by basantii


Lenny Sack
I feel stronger already!

by ickessler


Wishful Thinking - Halloween Comic
"Extremley Confused"

by barbcat00

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