Week - 184 A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine by spoonguardonline

Description: I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

Week - 199 A Novice's Guide to Beating the Swarm by spoonguardonline

Description: There are walls, which you can hide behind, and these protect you from shots. However, hit them nine times, and they’re gone...

Week - 226 The Neopian Investigators: Case of the Missing Neopoint by spoonguardonline

Description: As he was halfway down the alley, a figure leapt out behind him, and began to follow...

Week - 308 The Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show...

Week - 316 The Meepit Show Returns by spoonguardonline

Description: I'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.

Week - 319 Celebrity Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: Hello, and welcome to the Meepit Show. My name is Roan...

Week - 321 The Meepit Show Strikes Again by spoonguardonline

Description: So, we have five contestants today. I have been informed that I need to refer to you by your real names, which is quite disappointing, but I'll try to live with it...

Week - 325 The Meepit Show: The Edge of Nowhere by spoonguardonline

Description: I think Roan may have lost some of his brain capacity from the transportation...

Week - 330 The Meepit Show Reloaded by spoonguardonline

Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show, the show that takes fragile dreams and rearranges them with a sledgehammer...

Week - 331 Brain of Neopia: Part One by spoonguardonline

Description: He hosted a quiz show, and large numbers of people paid to watch him flounder about on a pedestal, being rude to people...

Week - 332 Brain of Neopia: Part Two by spoonguardonline

Description: The first round starts tomorrow, he thought. And I don't know anything. But I can't afford to lose. I'll be a laughing stock. Well, even more of a laughing stock...

Week - 333 Brain of Neopia: Part Three by spoonguardonline

Description: Brilliant, he thought, as he got up. I've only been awake for a few seconds, and that's the second cliché I've used. I need to be careful...

Week - 334 Brain of Neopia: Part Four by spoonguardonline

Description: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have welcomed our contestants to the arena. Now, the questioning begins in earnest. Would our first contestant, Sulaila, please sit down in the Chair of Questioning?!"

Week - 335 Brain of Neopia: Part Five by spoonguardonline

Description: "I understand. Why bother? You're clearly going to win. Shall we go and get celebratory smoothies?"

Week - 336 Brain of Neopia: Part Six by spoonguardonline

Description: It was the next morning. Roan was seated in the lobby. The semi-finals were about to begin. How he had got there was a slight mystery...

Week - 337 Brain of Neopia: Part Seven by spoonguardonline

Description: It was traditional for at least one contestant to collapse from the pressure, and some would enter the final gibbering nonsense. Once, when the topic was Tyrannian Translations, this system scored full marks...

Week - 338 Brain of Neopia: Part Eight by spoonguardonline

Description: This seemed to have stumped the champion. He frowned as he concentrated, deep in thought. He seemed to be adding numbers up in his head. "Fifty?" he eventually asked...

Week - 340 Reintegration by spoonguardonline

Description: Two Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.

Week - 345 The Meepit Show Continues by spoonguardonline

Description: I guess I just got out of the right side of bed this morning. That's always good – I sleep next to a wall...

Week - 347 The Night of Nothing: Part One by water_park1993

Description: After all, a day where nobody needs to be officially happy about anything is perfect for a place that thrives on fear and misery... Also by spoonguardonline

Week - 348 The Night of Nothing: Part Two by water_park1993

Description: That's my chance! Gilly thought, deciding to think something useful for the second time today, a personal record... Also by spoonguardonline

Week - 349 The Night of Nothing: Part Three by water_park1993

Description: She waved her hands a few more times. On Bruno's head appeared a witch's hat, followed by a small Dr Sloth figurine, followed by Gilly’s cloak... Also by spoonguardonline

Week - 350 The Night of Nothing: Part Four by water_park1993

Description: "Thank you for releasing... what?" The Faerie looked confused. "But you captured me! No blessing for you!" The Faerie tapped Balthazar's nose with her wand, and it burst into flames... Also by spoonguardonline

Week - 369 The Meepit Show Strides Forth by spoonguardonline

Description: Welcome to the Meepit Show. Today, we promise to bring you an afternoon full of entertainment, intelligent banter and good quiz questions, courtesy of yours truly, somebody who never keeps promises.

Week - 361 No Other Way: Part One by spoonguardonline

Description: "If the agent was planning to betray us, this device would pick up any glimmer of that in the mind, and we would know about it. Nothing showed up in our scan."

Week - 362 No Other Way: Part Two by spoonguardonline

Description: "The engines on this side of the Station have stopped working," explained Morlock hurriedly. "And the lever's broken, so it can't be re-engaged."

Week - 363 No Other Way: Part Three by spoonguardonline

Description: "I don't mean to intrude," said Drakav, impatiently, "but we've got a Station to save here!"

Week - 364 No Other Way: Part Four by spoonguardonline

Description: "There must be some way out! Patsy, you know the Station, don't you? Isn't there something you can do?"

Week - 365 No Other Way: Part Five by spoonguardonline

Description: "Believe me," said Drakav, "I'd much rather do it myself than trust you with this task."

Week - 367 No Other Way: Part Six by spoonguardonline

Description: "You'll pay for this!" he said. "I promise, you'll pay for this." And, without another word, he turned on his heels...

Week - 368 No Other Way: Part Seven by spoonguardonline

Description: Drakav looked at the display. 2:04. Just over three minutes for Jomoro to get into the other room. "What if he doesn't make it?"

Week - 366 The Meepit Show: NT Edition by spoonguardonline

Description: Tonight, we celebrate our first special show, which is a fortunate statement since it allows me to insult every contestant on every prior show as having been simply ordinary.

Week - 372 The Meepit Show Before Christmas by spoonguardonline

Description: He passes Roan a script. Since Roan is in the middle of the stadium, the Producer is on the edge, and he manages to do this without moving, a few laws of physics are ignored in the process...

Week - 379 The Meepit Show: Valentine's Day Special by spoonguardonline

Description: Up until now, the Meepit Show has maintained a very proud tradition of having absolutely nothing to do with Meepits.

Week - 384 The Illustrious Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: What I say isn't offensive at all. It only becomes an argument when the person replies back.

Week - 394 Twelfth Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: Welcome to the Twelfth Meepit Show! My name is the Producer, and I'll be your host for the night!

Week - 399 The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular by spoonguardonline

Description: In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

Week - 421 Return to the Forbidden Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: ROAN: It's a donation from a mysterious source. They called it a Deus Ex Machine.