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The Heart of Spring:Part Six

The magic of seasons is in more danger than anyone realises...

by ketchup547
The Board Game Master:Part Three

Our dedicated gamer, Roobina, fought hard and fast through the Kacheekers preliminary qualification rounds. She went up against five challengers of varying degrees of difficulty and was able to fight her way to the top, defeating them all.

by smoothie_king_xiii
I'm a Faerie in a Bottle:Part Four

Our heroes escaped a herd of angry Tapira, survived a haunted and booby-trapped Temple and returned the Fire Rod to Tura-Kepek.

co-written with ___popo___

by grimmbones7

A Queen's Ascension - War:Part Two

Queen Nabile knew that her prison was not the standard. For starters, it was not down in the cells of Sakhmet, where she knew Tomos and Vyssa had stayed.

by dudeiloled
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"The True Meaning of the Holiday Season" by _brainchild_
Christmas morning had arrived, and Walda the Baby Kacheek felt a rush of excitement when she dashed down the stairs and saw presents with her name on them. Her sisters were sitting on the couch, drinking hot chocolate and eagerly waiting for her to open them. She grabbed the first box and ripped off the shiny wrapping paper. A stunning, wide-eyed doll was staring back at her. However, Walda still managed a frown. “This is the WRONG ONE!” she yelled grumpily. “I already HAVE this one!” “Then we’ll return it and get the right one,” suggested Chessella, her older sister. Walda wasn’t listening; her attention was already focused on the next present. She opened the box and started whining again. “These crayons aren’t GLITTER crayons!” she complained. “I asked for GLITTER!”Another sister, Chessangie, nudged Chessella. “Why’d you get her all the wrong gifts?” the former asked. “I can’t read her writing! She’s so young that she’s still learning how to write!” “Stop being a brat,” grumbled Maldice, Walda’s other sister. Walda had no time for reprimands. She tore open another box and found a bag of sugary gumdrops instead. “I WANTED CHOCOLATE! WAAAHHH!”

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A Rink Runner's Tale
It was a cold day in Happy Valley, not unlike many others this time of year. A layer of sparkly white snow covered the ground. Snowflakes flittered in the soft breeze and landed gently on the ground.

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The True Meaning of the Holiday Season
Christmas morning had arrived, and Walda the Baby Kacheek felt a rush of excitement when she dashed down the stairs and saw presents with her name on them.

by _brainchild_


10 Festive Items to Get You in the Christmas Spirit
It’s that time of year again. The snow is finally falling again, the Advent Calendar has given out tons of delightful gifts, and carols ring throughout the air.

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Ten Unique Ornaments to Hang on Your Christmas Tree

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by chirigami


The Christmas Gift
Let's open this one..

by rafa_potter


The Editor
Comedy is at an all-time low.

by trishabeakens

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