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The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Eight

I never thought it was real!

by purplehopper
Change Needs Growth:Part Six

“My name is Leprechaun.” Patrick repeated.

“You are remembering the truth!” Nash was excited.

“Why are you doing this to me?!”

by jehtredmonkey

Before the Fall: An Air Faerie Story:Part Two

Dreams were worse than memories. Memories could be repressed, but dreams liked to take those haunting memories I ignored during the day and throw them in my face.

It was the first day of Advanced Weather Control. The buzzer rang loudly and Professor Avaray started with roll call.

by darigankat

The Aisha Twins:Part Four

After all this, we've finally complteted the Secret Laboratory Map...

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Four

TIP FOUR: QUITTING IS ALWAYS AN OPTION

by downrightdude
Reunions and Petpets: Another Pirate Adventure:Part Three

Lady Oakridge and Meadowbuck made a mad dash across the deck to the longboat on the starboard side of the pirate ship. They could hear yelling and shouting somewhere behind them as the pirates scrambled to put out a crackling fire.

by newenglandquizzer
 
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"The Negg Hunt That Nearly Wasn’t " by hakolinsky
Zoe stood in line at the Neggery awaiting her turn. When did Kari start filling orders alphabetically? Zoe was the most impatient of Ixis and being last was more than she could stand. She reviewed her list again. She needed so many Neggs for the Negg hunt and the donations the last few weeks were pretty low. Hopefully there were enough Negg tokens banked so she could get a few of the highly sought after Neggs as well. Cool Neggs were out of the question, along with Super Neggs and Spiked Neggs. But, perhaps a SNegg or Silver Knight Negg along with some of the more common Neggs would be a good option. Letting out a sigh, she began thinking of how she became chairpet of the Negg Hunt Committee. It was Angela’s fault. Zoe’s mother always warned her about sneaky Xweetoks. Building up the pleasure of the hunt, talking about the prestige and glory of being in charge and the clincher, all the lovely Neggs that collectors would be clamoring over for their galleries. Only the collectors didn’t want the Neggs from the Neggery. They had those. No, she had to go to the marketplace and haggle, push, shove, and even fight for Jelly Neggs and Easter Neggs. But she didn’t get any! So here she was at the Neggery, desperate for dozens of Neggs.




Other Stories


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The Negg Hunt That Nearly Wasn’t
This was a collaborative effort by the people listed at the end of this story and submitted with their permission.

by hakolinsky

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The Fisherman’s Tale
There is some truth in every story...

by k3l26

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The Chocolate Ball Etiquette
When you get your invite to the annual Chocolate Ball, you will surely feel elite, because not everyone gets one! You should feel very honored and special if you manage to get an invite. It's always the talk of the high society, since only about a hundred invites are passed out every year.

by maryannyks

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The 9 Kinds of Kad Feeders You Will Meet!
As someone who has been feeding Kadoaties for over seven years now, I have met my fair share of interesting people in the Kadoatie chat on Games board.

by ayakae

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A Known Fact
more jokes..

by avillainknownasmatt

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Playing Sakhmet Solitaire when...
yikes...

by lighters_



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