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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Beginning: Part Four

"While you're out, could you bring me a taco?" called Scout as the two hurried off. "Prison food is terrible- annnnd, they're gone."

by daniecelpines
The Princess of Flowers: Part Two

Very strange. Rose had expected one of her family’s various servants to be standing beside her bed, ready to pull off the covers and then smooth them back in place once their beloved princess was removed.

by downrightdude
Journey through the Centre of Neopia: Part Two

Koris opened his eyes reluctantly and saw a yellow and green blur against a brown blur. Then the image snapped clear and he sat up. “Kauwyn!”

by kaioti
 
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Top Five Ruki Items



And every year at the end of July, Neopians gather to celebrate the arrival of Rukis. These pets are mostly sweet and nurturing, though some have a shady side as you'll see in a bit, and typically have a big smile under their kind eyes. There are hundreds of items out there to celebrate this insect-like pet, but today I'm going to give you a top five list on the BEST Ruki items out there, while also giving you a little background on each item!



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Faerieland Folly
The Xweetok looked up at the Ice Draik. He gave him a lazy smile. “Are we ready for today?”

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The Lightmite's Message
As I begin to gain consciousness I see that there are what must be thousands of Lightmites swirling above my head. Their luminous glow warms me to the core. Somehow, I am filled with a familiar feeling of home.

Inspired by beloved Grey Kacheek, ___kodama___

by moonrabbitprincess


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Treat Your Pets: A Guide!
Want to know how to spoil- I mean TREAT your pets? Here's a helpful guide to some ways of helping your pet stand out!

by bencat52

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Talking War with Lanie and Lillie
To talk battle and get you a more in-depth idea of the Battledome, I chatted with Lanie and Lillie, the leaders of The Awakened and the top ranking members of that faction. They are...creepy at best, horrifying at the worst.

by indebtedness

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Identity Crisis
I don't see your point....

by butterflybandage

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The Marvelous Misadventures of Super Attack Pea - 2
Being thrown in the AC field as the ball doesn't feel so Super.

Also by _aragorn_

by joslucca3000




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