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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Monster Hunter: Part Six

"And you're sure about this?” Corbin asked for the fifth time. “For the last time, I'm positive about this,” I informed.

by chasing_stars44
Captain Karen: Part Five

T he scratching noise had gotten louder. Over the last four days the crew had been trying to catch the mysterious creature.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Robots of Heart: Part Four

Sopherie closed her eyes and waited for the pain to come.

by orisasda
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"The Tale of TDMBGPOP" by danzgirl12
Kiko's Kamp for Kids only ran in week-long sessions, but most of these kids were return visitors. Many of them had been here for a month straight. There were really only two types of campers at Kiko's Kamp: the kids that misbehaved so much at home that their parents paid for them to go to camp just to get a break from them, and the kids that were sent here because their parents thought they were socially awkward and needed to make new friends. Stellaluna ("Stella") the Blue Ogrin was the second kind of camper. As she tried to move closer to the campfire, she tripped over a log and collapsed to the ground, all four of her legs tangling up together. She quickly pulled herself to an upright position. The other campers might've laughed at this, if not for the fact that they had seen Stella trip countless times over the past three months. "So, what's the story tonight, Mr. Garic?" She peered at the old Gnorbu through her thick glasses. They had become lopsided as a result of her fall, and she took a moment to straighten them out. Garic always felt like Stella could see right through to his very core whenever they made eye contact. Her spectacles made her eyes look four times their normal size. It was a little creepy. No wonder she had no friends... "Mr. Garic?" Her tiny voice startled him from his thoughts. He cleared his throat. "Tonight, we hear the tale of T-D-M-B-G-P-O-P!" "What?" "Huh?" "The who?" "I said, Tee-Dee-Em-Bee-Gee-Pop! The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity." "Oooooooooohhhh."

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The Tale of TDMBGPOP
"I said, Tee-Dee-Em-Bee-Gee-Pop! The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity."

by danzgirl12


Interview with Feldon “Dinksy” Collibridge
To commemorate this achievement, Tobias and Hovri have arranged an interview with Dinksy, who is back on Krawk Island following the end of the Altador Cup.

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Top Ten Petpets For Your Acara
Need ideas for a good petpet to give to your Acara? Look no further.

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Accepting Rejection
Rejection is an inevitable possibility when putting yourself out to the public. It’s not that people don’t care about your pet, your poetry, or your art; it’s just that sometimes, people will chose other options over you. That doesn’t make them bad, and it doesn’t make you bad, either.

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It's not easy being a Kiko.
Win the Altador Cup in Y17, still can't get any respect.

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