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||Issue: 519 | 4th day of Storing, Y13
|Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part SevenIt wasn't as if he had the same skills – the useful skills – that everyone else had, anyway. Unless Jalitha needed some pipes fixed, he was pretty much useless.|
|The Trial of Her Mind: Part SevenThe Darkest Faerie laughed deviously. "It won't help you then!" she cackled.|
|Cloud Flute: Part FourBy now the sun had almost disappeared and the sky was growing dark. Laerya grinned with triumph as she saw a huge field stretch before her – they had made it to the Endless Plains.|
|Visions III: Revealed - Part FourIt's just a vision, she reminded herself. Still, it felt real.|
|A New Line of Work: Part Three"Well, you have his ticket, Mori. I think you know what to do with it."|
|No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part FiveI took the sack of Draik eggs to Mama and promised to explain everything soon. There was still something I had to finish. |
|Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part ThreeHis meetings with King Skarl had been proving every bit as pointless as anticipated.|
|The Co-Worker and the Missing Sister: Part Three"What did I tell you about calling me Rosie?" Rose laughed, but she wasn't annoyed. A part of her was truly happy at seeing her old friend.
Her old co-worker.
|A Deal with the Daniels: Part Two"This Chia shouldn't be too much of a threat for two trained heroes like us," he said, "with or without magic."|
|Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Three"And speaking of Patricia's birthday," Lola continued, "what should we get her as a present?"|
|The Witch and the Mortog: Part TwoPoor Balthazar and Edna were stunned into silence. They quietly stepped aside, and Vira brazenly stepped in front of the mirror and began primping herself....|
|Protectors of the Fourth Wall: Part Two"Here are your badges." Norman handed the Meepits each a small plastic card. "These will keep you two from harming the fabric of reality when breaking the Fourth Wall."|
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Pundaberry didn't want to be an Elephante, he wanted to be an Aisha, or brave Lupe. Instead he was stuck as a big useless Elephante that nobody loved... or so he thought... For as long as he could remember, Pundaberry had been living in the Pound. There might have been a time when...
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