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||Issue: 502 | 8th day of Swimming, Y13
|My Enemy, My King: Part Seven"It doesn't matter – what matters is getting that Fyora-forsaken Orb out of this palace before your father finds out that it's gone!"|
|All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part SevenJennings began to consider how much more he could do. He had thirty years of history in his head – he could change so much. |
|The Unorthodox Expedition: Part Nine"Th-there's our guard," the Professor said, pushing his spectacles up his nose. He had dressed in full scholarly attire for the occasion...|
|Neopia, Year 200 Book II: Earthly Winds - Part Eight"What about getting into the place itself?" Brianne asked.
Layla smiled. "Oh, I've already thought of that."
|Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part EightSuddenly, the light reveals the giant, angry eye of the titanic squid and I let out a scream...|
|Tyrants and Heroes: Part SixThey saw me not as a Xweetok anymore, but as a hero.|
|The Last Days of the Citadel: Part SixThe sun was setting brightly over Darigan Citadel.|
|Sailing the Stars: Part SixThen her hat began to glow again, and Bugsy knew what to do! She drew her sword...|
|Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part FourWhen I regained my consciousness, I was in a cold, stone-lined room.|
|The Conundrum of Relations: Part Four"Oh, little Lenny..." came the indistinct voice of Von Roo at the end of the hall...|
|Herald of Darkness: Part FourSuddenly, a dark shadow fell across the sunlit path, and Veliant turned in surprise. There, standing above her on a ledge, was a tall, dangerous looking dark faerie.|
|A Lesson Well Learned: Part Three"He's eating a croissant for breakfast, that most evil of breakfast pastries! How very bourgeois of him."|
|The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part TwoI barely hesitated with my answer. "Send word to Captain Trueheart and Princess Safara that I accept their request."|
|From Mud to Royalty: Part TwoI wasn't even one step out of the forest when I saw Brightvale Castle; it was at least twice the size of all of Kiko Lake. |
|Who Needs A Family?: Part ThreeJust don't get too used to it, I told myself. They seem nice enough, but you know they won't want you around forever.|
|Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part Three"I intend to find the treasure you're looking for, with or without your help."|
|Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part TwoBluecloud and her family had some experience with finding Selkets, as they had come from the Lost Desert, where Selkets roamed galore. Unfortunately, they were better at squashing them...|
|Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part ThreeThe Werelupe held the lantern aloft, bathing the immediate area in a soft glow. The light did little to cut through the fog.
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Checking your pet into the Neolodge isn't free, like visiting the Soup Faerie, but it isn't really expensive either. If you check your pets into the Neolodge and you choose the cheapest hotel, which is the Cockroach Towers at 5 NP per night, for 28 days, you'll spend less than 3,000 NP a month to keep 20 Neopets happy and bloated. To calculate how much you would spend on the Neolodge, here's a simple formula you can use...
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