|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 499 | 17th day of Relaxing, Y13
|Crossed Paths and Blades: Part Eleven"Garin, over here!" Hannah's cry came through the fire.
"Hang in there, I'm coming!" Garin shouted back, then hacked through more burning debris...
|The Roomies Ruin: Part Six"You know," the green Eyrie driver said as they flew low over the ocean, "most of Farieland has been evacuated by now..."|
|My Enemy, My King: Part FourAlaric eased himself down to the bottom of a long, slick wall with only scant handholds, then looked up at the dot of light at the top of the slope and lit his own torch. "The rest of you can come down now!"|
|All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part Four"It's better to know who your enemies are."|
|The Unorthodox Expedition: Part Six"You're the navigator here! I can't tell right from left, to tell you the truth." |
|Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part FourAllie looked out the window at the weak autumn light penetrating the gloomy sky. The heavy clouds had been moving in all week, and the first real snowstorm of the season was supposed to begin today.|
|Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup: Part FourThe leader of the Thieves Guild folded his arms in authority. "You'll do as we say or you aren’t coming."|
|The Rise and Fall of Dr. Boochigald: A Hero's Tale - Part Five"So, that foolish Grundo thinks he can mess with my plans by turning me into a baby?"
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|Neopia, Year 200 Book II: Earthly Winds - Part Five"Lexica?" he whispered, stepping closer. She nodded.
"What are you doing here?" Cillo hissed.
|Scarblade's Pearl: Off To Altador - Part TwoThere was nothing to fear here. Altador prided itself on being one of the safest cities in all Neopia. |
|Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part FiveHer skin is incredibly wrinkled and emaciated, and she looks more like a monster than an Acara...|
|Phidianne and the Five Hundredth Dubloon: Part Two'Twas a dark day indeed for my uncle's ship, the Five Hundredth Dubloon...|
|Tyrants and Heroes: Part ThreeIt never mattered to me whether I was a true hero or not.|
|The Last Days of the Citadel: Part ThreeNarissa had learned not to believe what Morguss was saying a long time ago.|
|Sailing the Stars: Part Three"Ok," said Bugsy to the others, "follow me, but carefully!" She leapt upwards and the rocket boosters on her jet pack started firing automatically...|
|Petpetpet Meltdown: Part Two"I'm Prof. Milton Clodbottle, would you like the grand tour?"|
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