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||Issue: 471 | 24th day of Storing, Y12
|The Secret of Geraptiku: Part ElevenI frowned and glanced around. The dark faerie was smiling at me...|
|The Sorcery Society: Part TenSaying that I wanted to strangle Jhidaya at that moment would be an understatement. |
|Scarlet Shadow - A Thief's Uprising: Part FourFrom the honor-bound young noble he had once seen, the Lupess was now one of the most respected in the guild.|
|Illusions of Grandeur: Part FiveI knew that I hadn't cast any illusions, and that Mother barely knew anything about magic. Cecilia likely had the capability to learn magic, but there would have been talk of it...|
|Ties That Bind: Part Six"You know who I am. You want to kill me." The thief's tone toyed with Harwood's nerves. "Then by all means, defender. Do your job."|
|Empire: Part TwoIt was madness, Shan later decided. What other explanation could there have been? He had betrayed the Empire.|
|Sophie's Return: Part FiveAfter being taken to the new mayor of Neovia, Mr. Slytri was allowed to keep living in the city from the Haunted Woods only on these conditions...|
|Mirror Mirror!: Part Three"Why should I tell you anything else? You cruel, heartless, evil neopet, you do not deserve to learn anything else from me."|
|Hot Herb Tea and a Happy Ending: Part Five"Poor thing, maybe we should go home. I've been so inconsiderate about your thick fur. It seems to get soggy fast."|
|Genesis: Part ThreeThese creatures are the key to everything. I must continue my research.|
|History of the Vampire: Part Five"This time, there was a drastic difference. The skull dice came up double sixes, the highest number possible, and the room began to shudder..."|
|Occupational Hazard: Part TwoThe Wocky awoke refreshed, energised, and ready to make Sloth's life as difficult as possible for as long as he decided to keep her alive.|
|Flowlight: Sun - Echoes of Pride: Part ThreeA voice emerged from the creature's throat, oddly inflected, yet recognisable. "Who are you to know my name? You are nothing to us. You are food."|
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Faerieland is Sinking
At this point of writing, a calamity is taking place in Neopia. Something most Neopians will identify as the sinking of Faerieland! Popular culture has had nearly every single person believe that it's falling due to certain magical beings being petrified. Although I can reveal this is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY false information! From an eye-witness Faerieland local, who prefers to remain anonymous, comes the truth as to why this disaster is occurring. They have kindly provided the REAL reasons to the mysterious event...
|Potato Quest: Clash of the Clubs|
The radical protector of extreme potatoes was walking through this magnificent land, looking around with amazement. "Dude! This place is always so awesome!" he yelled to himself.
|Lessons and Memories|
"It's snowing, Ma! It snowed last night for the first time!" She pointed at the window, jumping up and down with excitement.