|Now with 50% more useless text
||Issue: 471 | 24th day of Storing, Y12
|The Secret of Geraptiku: Part ElevenI frowned and glanced around. The dark faerie was smiling at me...|
|The Sorcery Society: Part TenSaying that I wanted to strangle Jhidaya at that moment would be an understatement. |
|Scarlet Shadow - A Thief's Uprising: Part FourFrom the honor-bound young noble he had once seen, the Lupess was now one of the most respected in the guild.|
|Illusions of Grandeur: Part FiveI knew that I hadn't cast any illusions, and that Mother barely knew anything about magic. Cecilia likely had the capability to learn magic, but there would have been talk of it...|
|Ties That Bind: Part Six"You know who I am. You want to kill me." The thief's tone toyed with Harwood's nerves. "Then by all means, defender. Do your job."|
|Empire: Part TwoIt was madness, Shan later decided. What other explanation could there have been? He had betrayed the Empire.|
|Sophie's Return: Part FiveAfter being taken to the new mayor of Neovia, Mr. Slytri was allowed to keep living in the city from the Haunted Woods only on these conditions...|
|Mirror Mirror!: Part Three"Why should I tell you anything else? You cruel, heartless, evil neopet, you do not deserve to learn anything else from me."|
|Hot Herb Tea and a Happy Ending: Part Five"Poor thing, maybe we should go home. I've been so inconsiderate about your thick fur. It seems to get soggy fast."|
|Genesis: Part ThreeThese creatures are the key to everything. I must continue my research.|
|History of the Vampire: Part Five"This time, there was a drastic difference. The skull dice came up double sixes, the highest number possible, and the room began to shudder..."|
|Occupational Hazard: Part TwoThe Wocky awoke refreshed, energised, and ready to make Sloth's life as difficult as possible for as long as he decided to keep her alive.|
|Flowlight: Sun - Echoes of Pride: Part ThreeA voice emerged from the creature's throat, oddly inflected, yet recognisable. "Who are you to know my name? You are nothing to us. You are food."|
Search the Neopian Times
GMC: Total Domination
Aristotle A. Avinroo, better known as AAA. He strikes fear in the eyes of non-game savvy Neopians, but can be laughed at by those with full trophy cabinets. AAA is a gamer, all right, and he doesn't mess around. Nothing gets in the way of a good game, and no Neopian is going to tell him they are better than he is. Anyway, enough about this AAA guy; let me give you some tips for mastering the Games Master Challenge. Here is some background information. In the past and most recently, the Games Master Challenge (GMC) has been split up into...
Hannah smiled to herself as she saw a rather large group of young pets wearing T-shirts with her face on it. She was pretty sure that she would win Hero of the Year Award.
|The Greatest Usul Day|
"You know, Usul Day is coming up. Laikania is incredibly picky about her food, as you well know. I doubt there's anything she would like more than a fancy dinner at Kelp in her honor."