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||Issue: 451 | 9th day of Swimming, Y12
|The Conspiracy: Part TenJeran and Galgarrath rose simultaneously, but it was the Grarrl who managed to speak first. "What is the meaning of this?" he roared. "What has happened?"|
|Revolution Undercloud: Part EightSkye was staring up at her captors venomously. "Larry can rot for all I care! You and your stupid, disgusting magic can rot, too!"|
|Princess Bones: Part EightSaya looked absolutely stunning as usual, and Rina cheered her on as she recited the Oath of Brightvale and finally had a diamond tiara placed atop her head.|
|Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part FiveSo-called Coltzan IV and his obnoxious cockiness face the ultimate test of endurance, strength, and modesty. |
|Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part SixEven if they weren't going to get caught, the foursome couldn't help but shiver a bit. It seemed that the more they found answers, the more questions started to form.|
|Ascension: Part SixAt one of the simple wooden tables sat the two faeries, steaming cups of rich tea waiting before them, an awkward silence resting over them both. Frozen in place were their cheerful smiles, forever watched by the awestruck villagers who had taken to tailing Aria around the village...|
|Tatterwings: Part FourThe seven travellers soon found that they couldn't keep up the pace that they had originally set. Bruno didn't appear at all tired, but finally, when even Rafe was drooping, Ioni said, "We can't go on like this... we need to slow down."|
|The Kacheek Club: An Anniversary Adventure: Part TwoIt didn't matter that her insides felt like mounds of Strawberry Trifle. Whatever the cost, she knew she had to keep up the 'fake confidence' act if she wanted to prove Gwen and her first-day-of-school predictions wrong.|
|Finding Crystal: Part Three"Carly?" The brown Xweetok lay on her bed, the blankets pulled up to her chin, her hands clutching at the sheets. She sat bolt upright, her eyes staring at the open door.|
|Into the Depths: Part TwoAs Caylis looked upward, she discovered the shadow's source: a small giant squid had been quietly pursuing her, and judging by its salivating beak, it was hungry.|
|Of Rivalries and Sandwiches: Part Two"I have plenty of time to sleep," Andrea told herself.|
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How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450
Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren't able to write the perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you're an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news. I can relate to the feeling.
|Thick and Thin and Yooyuball|
"This uncle," Thick asked as he paced around the dusty floor. "You say we visited him often?" With a testing sniff of his sensitive nostrils, he added, "This place doesn't ring any bells at all."
Kaylacakes was obsessed with Kreludor. She read every book about it she could find and made beautiful drawings of it.