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||Issue: 401 | 17th day of Swimming, Y11
|The Curse: Part Nine"A call for you, Mr. Lockwood," explained the Kau maid with a curtsy. "Miss Johnson wants to see you. She says it's urgent, sir – seemed very upset."|
|An Iliad: Part Seven"The only reason that they didn't finish us back there was because they realized Jerdana was coming."|
|Roomies 4: Part Nine"Isn't this one so pretty?" Jhudora smiled dreamily, gesturing to the Faerieland model. "It's such a pretty little house..."|
|A Very Neovian Election: Part SevenYou wish to make a deal with us? the darkness questioned...|
|The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Seven"Now, what can I help you with, majesty?" She grinned as if finding herself hilariously clever for knowing who Cove was.|
|Issue 400: A Confession - Part TwoThe other royals, of course, were doggedly unamused by the spectacle.
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|Snowfall's Solstice: Part SixQuicker than a streak of lightning, she flexed her wings and sprang up beside me, slamming a torrent of pure ice into the ground. For a second I just stood there like an idiot...|
|Molly - Back to The Box: Part Four"Sorry to bother you, but have you seen a lonely faerie meowclops anywhere?"|
|Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part ThreeThe Hissi's evil, malevolent, red eyes immobilized his body. He could not look away.|
|Antagonism: Part TwoAnd now Momoko was going to leave her twin brother to work for some poor human for a worthless salary?|
|The Adventures of Lucy: Part Three"This is Geneva. We just met her while we were waiting for you. She checked in a little bit ago."|
|A Single Prediction: Part Four"If I couldn't surprise you, then I wouldn't be very good at defending Neopia."|
|The Messenger: Part Two"Once," she said quietly, her eyes gazing off into the distance, "I had a dream."|
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"James Nexis - Betrayal" by punctuation_ninja
The door was thrown open and a drenched brown Hissi stumbled through, bringing several litres of rainwater with him. Spitting out a mouthful of water, he pulled off his coat and fedora and dropped them unceremoniously on the floor. "Good morning, Deirdre. Ghastly..."
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