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||Issue: 364 | 17th day of Collecting, Y10
|The Book: Part SixThe group rounded another corner and almost walked straight into the brown Mynci, the Captain of the ship.|
|Some Kind of Superstar: Part Five"I got in!" I scream the instant she opens the door.|
|Greatclaw: Part Five"The boss wants us to enter the castle treasury and steal some sword..."|
|Falling Rain: Part FiveBrai gulped uneasily at the spidery black shapes ahead of them. The forest. "Almost there," she whispered.|
|A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy - Part Three"The Sand Blade is the color of sand, so it's going to blend in very nicely with the dunes. We may never find it," Cellestia told them worriedly.|
|Sunlight Sonata: Part Six"Yes, I am a mutant. Yes, Sloth made me what I am. But what I am is a leader, a leader of those in the rebellion."|
|Taking Care of Us: Part ThreeShe drank cocoa and the Snowager sipped coffee. It all came from the same stained pot. But it didn't matter. It was a dream. |
|The Chronicles of Terror Mountain: Part Three"I've been thinking about an idea that could work to solve both problems," the Snow Faerie continued, nervously biting her lip. |
|No Other Way: Part Four"There must be some way out! Patsy, you know the Station, don't you? Isn't there something you can do?"|
|The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part Two"Ugh, we've been in here for six hours already," complained Bridgette.|
|Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Four"Where's Mithana?" she questioned as she plopped herself down in a chair near Fyora's desk.|
|Molly's Story: Part TwoMolly awoke to her owner poking her in the side. When he saw she was awake, he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and put her in the cage again.|
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"Assuming" by champ100543
I would have neomailed more but I've been so BUSY. Maybe you have, too, but couldn't you throw together a neomail every now and then? Remember last Halloween? We dressed up like vampires and ran around scaring the little kids and egging old people's houses. It was really fun. We ALWAYS spend Halloween together. Why didn't you call and make plans?
Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.
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