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||Issue: 357 | 29th day of Hiding, Y10
|Following the Wind: Part EightAtrik laughed, her harsh voice resounding off the walls in the quiet hall. "So you've come here to take your revenge? Ha! How petty!"
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|The Treasure of Xutu: Part Seven"I told you two. I told you these books were restricted! And now look what has happened!"|
|Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part Five"All right," Cyrus began as he rolled up the antidote scroll, "your job, Shadow, is to paint over this week's new exhibit at the Art Gallery with red paint."|
|Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part FiveThe crowd went wild, screeching in delight at the first goal, scored by none other than Krawk Island...|
|The Legend of Vasnia: Part FourHektor watched in horror as one stray weapon soared through the water and struck the chain, causing the entire structure to collapse...|
|Insured?: Part Four"I was supposed to have an audience with the queen," Oscar replied, "but it looks like it's been cancelled."|
|Saving Terror Mountain: Part Four"Follow me to Jhudora's cloud," Nella said.|
|Tales of an Unwanted Pet: Part Three"We just snuck into Dr. Death's office!"|
|Finding Dirk: Part TwoShock. That's what I'm feeling right now. I'm being attacked by evil, mindless robots who have apparently posed as my "family" my entire life...|
|Summer's Stories: My First Mystery - Part ThreeAfter breakfast, I ran back up to my room and flipped open my suspect book. It was time to research the suspects.|
|A Tale of Two Faeries: Part Two"Sorry, Your Majesty!" squeaked Fin. "I mean, erm, um, sorry, your Illusen-ness, your Supreme Illusen-ship, ma'am. Uh, sorry."|
|The Sound of Love: Part Two"I was thinking that it's about time we made one final addition to our family."|
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"Dr. Sloth Apologizes" by ronnied1994
I have to apologize for all the nasty things that I've done. What I have done in the past was very mean and I understand how cruelly I have treated all of you. You little fuzz buckets are actually not too bad...
"Well," Marie began, looking at us, "As you know, we have been saving for a royal paintbrush for quite some time now."