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The Golden Globes of Light: Part Nine

Ky shook her head. "No, that isn't what I plan to do. The first thing I want to accomplish is getting our memories back..."

by torkie10
The Rebel's Heart: Part Eleven

Amaretta looked down shamefully. "Thanks, Darena. I can always count on you..."

by ewagon
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part Six

When I arrived at the scene, the three triangular tents were engulfed in orange flames...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Pirate Lady: Part Three

It had been a sore blow to her pride to tell King Hagan she had no choice in the matter; Captain Tamzin Herner had a choice in everything...

by concertogreat_8
Being Grey: Part Five

Laeren stared at Mierelle, gaping slightly. Part of her might have known right from the start...

Also by psychopsam

by mithril_mithrandir

Following the Wind: Part Four

"What are you doing here?" the woman snapped. "Nobody has jurisdiction to use the nexus right now..."

Also by noob

by scarletspindle

It's Raining! It's Pouring! Old Faeries Are Snoring!: Part Two

"We've got to make it to the faeries at Darkling Mountain..."

by brokensilent
The King of Werelupes: Part Four

"Knowing her, she probably went running off to the Haunted Woods..."

by rachelindea
The Treasure of Xutu: Part Three

Tara spent a few minutes explaining their ordeal and getting weird looks, while Jeran tried to get directions to the Snowager...

by rc81590
It Ain't Easy Being Grape: Part Two

"Welcome to the neighborhood..."

by rainbow2skittle
The Perils of a New Brother: Part Two

"In fact, there is an ancient code that uses spelling errors..."

by steelseatimber
 
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Is Trading Degrading?



Before I explain the sticky moral dilemma regarding transfers, let's study the word in closer detail, as I'm told studying is apparently helpful or something. According to my handy-dandy dictionary, the word comes from trans-, meaning "a geometric isomer having a pair of identical atoms or groups on the opposite sides of two atoms linked by a double bond", and -fer, meaning "one that bears." I'm not sure what atomic bears have to do with transfers, but I'm sure it's incredibly illuminating and 100% relevant...



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The Hullabaloo over Transfers: Is Trading Degrading?
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