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||Issue: 349 | 27th day of Relaxing, Y10
|Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part NineThere was only one problem. The Swashbuckling Academy team was much wealthier than the Mystery Island team, showing up in matching uniforms and toting an amazing array of matching weapons...|
|The Golden Globes of Light: Part FiveI learned the art of sword fighting, but not much else. The "powers" Zan had been talking about never showed up, and I began to think he was making a serious mistake... |
|The Rebel's Heart: Part SevenAn evil smile broke out across Teresh's face. "Very well. I know some pets who would love the information that I now have..."|
|Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part Eight"How do you feel to be on a team like Darigan Citadel as the youngest player in Altador Cup history?"|
|Witches Further Abroad: Part ThreeThe space station rocked with the force of the impact. The lights in the chamber blinked off for a second, before returning in hues of red. From unseen speakers sirens began to wail, deafening the witches...|
|From Princess to Pirate: Part FiveGingy was going to create a distraction in the early hours of the morning, before the boat left port...|
|James Nexis - Deception: Part FourJames winked at Deirdre then stepped forward with a winning smile on his face...|
|Pride, Prose, and Princes: Part FiveI expected the prince to abandon us (with princely decorum, of course) as soon as we arrived, but he invited us to lunch...|
|The Night of Nothing: Part ThreeShe waved her hands a few more times. On Bruno's head appeared a witch's hat, followed by a small Dr Sloth figurine, followed by Gilly’s cloak...
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|Roomies 3: Part Four"I'll lead the way. Just please," he added with desperation towards Jesc, "keep the Weewoo away from me. I'm begging you..."|
|A Tale From Long Ago: Part Two"There are two people in the kingdom who are loyal to me, you and Chazra." She smiled wryly...|
|Vinsetta: Part ThreeHe then asked a question which made Viena feel as if she had been standing upon the roof of the stately mansion, and had toppled over the edge...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part TwoThat night had been one of the worst any of us had ever endured. I slept three hours at the most and spent the rest of the time pacing or talking to Damien through the bars of his cell...|
|The Adventures of Cleckstarr: Meuka Madness - Part TwoCleckstarr could not believe his eyes. Meuka was surely out of his mind! He had to stop him...|
|Memoirs of a Reluctant Villain: Part ThreeI had forgotten, in all my pain, that we were trained to do just that. Sloth arched an eyebrow at me, following my thoughts...|
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"I Am Vira" by cool247lala
"AHH! It's Vira! Run before she makes you look in one of her evil mirrors!" The Uni ran as fast as she could, streaking past Vira's home. Vira sighed. She got that a lot, even though she had never made a Neopet mutant. The other Neopet, a Quiggle, looked nervously at her as she glanced at him. She sighed, annoyed. "Go home," she said. "If you've come to gaze at the freak show, visiting hours are over." The Quiggle blushed red...
|A Kind Act|
That was how it always was in the Haunted Woods. The only way you could survive was if you learned how to be stingy and keep everything for yourself...