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||Issue: 346 | 6th day of Relaxing, Y10
|Fine Line: Part TenLasa could sense that something was wrong. "What about Zakaro?" he asked. "I didn't say goodbye to him. Why are we leaving now?"|
|The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part Six"What is the meaning of this?" King Skarl shouted at the assembled Shenkuu guards...|
|Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Six"They want to record MY words?" asked the Techo Master in astonishment. "Why me?"|
|I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part FiveAs the final members of the crew assembled, fully dressed in their wetsuits, Captain Bloodscar raised his hand for silence...|
|Neovision Superstar: Part Five"So did you hear?" Luke said, turning to Jan beside him. He was speaking in a stage whisper, so the whole class could hear...|
|The Golden Globes of Light: Part Two"Tell me, Shriek," she said in an unnaturally calm voice as she held up the book to me, "is this door familiar to you? Or anything on it?"|
|The Rebel's Heart: Part Four"Treat your instructors with the respect that they deserve. Many of your instructors come straight from the King's own guard..."|
|Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part FiveThe score was 1-0 with 25 seconds left. The players returned to their positions, and the next Yooyu to appear was...|
|Qasan's Quest: Part Four"Y-ye-yes..." Qasan sputtered. Be brave, be brave, do it for your family, he told himself...|
|The Darkest One - Book 1: Bringer of Night - Part ThreeSeth beamed and snuggled under his blankets. Altador felt welcoming, like a home he'd never known before...|
|Family Secrets: Part ThreeI could have slapped the kid. I couldn't believe he killed the atmosphere with his insipid sob story about Calliope. Really? She's sick? Quite the little con man...|
|From Princess to Pirate: Part TwoIf she had learned anything from her mother, it had been that presenting oneself to the public should be done gracefully. The last thing that Polie wanted to do was let her mother down...|
|The Frozen Skeith - A Princess Airy Tale: Part ThreeThe mammoth Mutant Skeith lumbered towards them, the ground shaking beneath each step, his eyes glowing with hunger...|
|Pride, Prose, and Princes: Part TwoThree humiliating rounds later, I had lost. And pitifully so. I'd only won one out of the four rounds, and I couldn't shake the feeling that he'd let me win that one...|
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All About Yooyuball
As any Yooyuball aficionado will tell you, the game is sort of like soccer, or lacrosse. Soccer and lacrosse both take teamwork to win, but in Yooyuball, I have a different strategy. Passing to other players eats up your time and is very risky because your opponent can steal the yooyu from one of your players. The easiest and fastest way to play is to get one of your players to grab the Yooyu, then just run...
"I think I'm too weak," said Livvy to Grettelle. "I don't have the nerve to confront someone like that. I'm too afraid to hurt their feelings..."
Startled, Kauvara jumped. She slowly snuck to the door, cautious and concerned. Nobody ever knocked on the door...