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||Issue: 342 | 9th day of Hunting, Y10
|Fine Line: Part SixAlamor had nearly caught Uva off guard. The pink Kau had just finished telling the fortune of a young Kacheek and was finishing up her dinner...|
|Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part Seven"We should move," he said. "It won't do any good for Zariam to find us..."|
|Apprentice to Evil: Part FourHe had an appointment to meet Meuka, the famed Snot Meerca. Very few pets would have set off on such a journey with a merry stride...
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|Lost Memories: Part SixFirreter shook his head. "I don't remember much of anything, Xireei. Not since I arrived here..."|
|The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part TwoA few metres from Sarah, the Mynci launched himself in the air and spun his blade around. Sarah back flipped just in time...|
|The Mistaken Identity: Part Four"How do I treat Sneezles? My, erm, sister seems to be ill..."|
|The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Five"Get up!!" he called teasingly. "Don't you remember? We have to go excavate the tomb today with the new archaeologists!"|
|As Royalty Does: Part ThreeSometimes it seems as though the world is made up of Virtupets robots – they do not think, they hardly feel, and they do exactly what is expected of them without questioning it...|
|Behind the Smile: Part Three"But... how?" I was truly shocked. That was the last thing I had expected...|
|Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part TwoThere was only one problem. As a Techo Master, he was expected to supply weapons with which to equip his students...|
|The Scary Story: Part TwoBoom... boom. Boom... boom. Boom... boom. No matter how much he tried to ignore it, the noise kept him from falling back to sleep...|
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"Becoming King Skarl" by amiyumifan96
The doorknob rattled as King Skarl slammed the door of the meeting room, where Meridell officials pondered the thought of a new cheese being rolled down a hill. Abby gently brushed her aching head. She already had a migraine from all this hard work, and the last thing she wanted was for the king to throw one of his famous temper tantrums...
|Games of Chance|
She considered what she would do if she won the jackpot. Most likely after the Tax Beast finished with her, she'd be lucky to get 6,000 neopoints...
|Secret of Fire|
The first of them were the powerful Masters, or the Draiks, and in the respectable company of them were the JubJubs, the Koi, and the Jetsam...
|Exploring the Citadel|
I came across this manuscript that seems to be a written version of an interview that took place in the dungeons. I have no wish to venture down there and find out if the writer is there...