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||Issue: 336 | 28th day of Running, Y10
|Ghostfighters: Part Nine"It was made by a sorceress who wants to kill Kiyoshi!" Tyra said furiously, biting back angry tears. "That's reason enough to leave it alone!"|
|Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Seven"Well," Steele began carefully, "a week ago, a worker at the potions factory was the unfortunate victim of..."|
|Brain of Neopia: Part SixIt was the next morning. Roan was seated in the lobby. The semi-finals were about to begin. How he had got there was a slight mystery...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Missing Miamouse - Part Six"A neomail for you, sir," said the faerie Kacheek behind the front desk. It was already slit open. I peered at him suspiciously as he handed me the envelope...|
|Superhero Sister: Part Five"Impossible is nothing!" he snapped. "That's what the Defenders told me..."|
|Chronicles of the Shadow Princess I - Truth and Lies: Part ThreeDawn entered her father's room. The door closed silently behind her and she looked across the room at King Frederic...|
|Secret of Silver Crest: Part Three"We are leaving right now." He turned on his heel and strode away from the cave's mouth, secretly relieved to have an excuse to not go in...|
|The Witches Ride Again: Part Two"I wear a shawl, don't I?" Morguss replied abrasively. "That not good enough for you? Doesn't have to be a black hat to be a proper witch's hat, does it? Know a lot about the occult significance of headwear, do you?"|
|A Better Life: Part Two"You know we'll be there," she said, marvelling at how much more confident she had become since coming to this school. "He won't get away with anything..."|
|Wicked in the Woods: Part ThreeAs the Werelupe guard lumbered over to where Garith and Wrey lay hidden in the bushes, a feeling of dread washed over them...|
|Backfire!: Part TwoThe jacket nearly dropped, but he grabbed it up just in time, cursing his sister under his breath. The necklace slipped out of the pocket and onto the floor...|
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